| Track | Durée | Titre | Tablature |
| 1 | 03:05 | The Money Shot | |
| 2 | 03:41 | Supergirl Mary | |
| 3 | 03:04 | Backwardz Masking Korruptz Kidz | |
| 4 | 02:04 | 747 | |
| 5 | 00:59 | Vamos a Comprar | |
| 6 | 02:45 | The Old Crone | |
| 7 | 03:29 | Wilford Brimley Smoked My Fatty | |
| 8 | 02:11 | Strollin' With My Bitch | |
| 9 | 02:42 | Wilford Brimley Smoked My Fatty (Reprise) | |
| 10 | 02:36 | Ass Licker | |
| 11 | 02:24 | Elvis Impersonator | |
| 12 | 04:00 | Penis Envy | |
| 13 | 02:16 | Zdik Ztpurrok Gniksam Zdrawkcab | |
| 14 | 04:50 | Noodle Muffin Customer Support | |
| 15 | 00:43 | Drinkin' Alone 2002 | |
| 16 | 00:34 | www.noodlemuffin.com | |
| 17 | 00:32 | Your Song Will Start in 7 Beers | |
| 18 | 00:35 | Backwardz Masking Got You Down? | |
| 19 | 00:56 | Self-Cannibalism | |
