| Track | Durée | Titre | Tablature |
| 1 | 02:40 | El Gallito (intro) | |
| 2 | 02:19 | There's an Oil Tanker Named Condoleeza Rice | |
| 3 | 03:02 | Bleeched Bumbaclot Warning | |
| 4 | 01:35 | If You Were a McDonalds, Your Lips Would Be an Orange Soda, but Your Dick Would Be a Shriveled-Up Fry | |
| 5 | 01:09 | Klootzak Keizer (intro) | |
| 6 | 02:54 | Vanilla Ice Corrals His Pet Wallaroo, Bucky, Into a Trailer After It, and His Goat Pal Honcho, Escaped From a Relative's Home | |
| 7 | 05:38 | 8 Months Stuck in a Shipping Container With 12 Jehovah's Witnesses | |
| 8 | 05:44 | From the Time You're Born They Make You Feel So Small | |
| 9 | 06:09 | Cats Don't Judge People Do | |
| 10 | 03:14 | Some People Know How to Roll When They Fall Off a Bike (Hrsta remix) | |
| 11 | 04:49 | My Dick Is This Small Because It'S -40 Degrees F | |
| 12 | 04:52 | The Ground Is Really Unforgiving When You Fall (Hrsta remix) | |
| 13 | 04:47 | Shoving the Guardian Up My Ass While Binge Drinking With a Hoodie On | |
| 14 | 05:54 | Will Death Stop Lenny Kravitz's Ego? | |
| 15 | 05:59 | Easy E White House Dinner Menu Problem | |
