| Track | Durée | Titre | Tablature |
| 1 | 00:46 | Maine (The Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms) | |
| 2 | 01:36 | New Hampshire (Jimmie) | |
| 3 | 01:30 | Vermont (White People) | |
| 4 | 01:23 | Massachusetts (Father Chad) | |
| 5 | 00:33 | Rhode Island (Downers) | |
| 6 | 01:11 | Connecticut (Insurance Bros Part 1) | |
| 7 | 01:58 | New York (Kiryas Joel) | |
| 8 | 01:27 | New Jersey (Bowels) | |
| 9 | 00:47 | Delaware (Adequate Song) | |
| 10 | 01:58 | Pennsylvania (George Romero) | |
| 11 | 01:44 | Maryland (Flat Children) | |
| 12 | 01:44 | Virginia (Illuminati Warlocks) | |
| 13 | 01:39 | North Carolina (New South) | |
| 14 | 01:35 | South Carolina (Standing by the Shitty Sea) | |
| 15 | 01:46 | Georgia (Dandy) | |
| 16 | 01:54 | Florida (Dead Girls) | |
| 17 | 01:32 | Alabama (My Meat Tulip Blooms For You) | |
| 18 | 01:52 | Tennessee (Palpitations) | |
